Young Son: Is It True, Dad, That In Some Parts Quotes

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.