10Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
00Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
00First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
English
31Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
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