00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
10Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?
Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.
Hindi |
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
00Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
English |
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
00
English
11WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
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