Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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English
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Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

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English

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

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Hindi |

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

01

English

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

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English |

Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

50

Punjabi

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

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English

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

20

Punjabi

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