Men Who Have Pierced Ears Are Better Prepared For Marriage. They've Quotes

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?