A Psychiatrist Is A Person Who Will Give You Expensive Answers That Quotes

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte hai.?
Golu: Sir, Woh Roz GALIYA Khaate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab ?
Golu: Ji woh
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE Hain.
Moral: Its not wife every time.

A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.