Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English
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I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

00

Hindi |

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

20

English

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

20

English

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