Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English
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Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

60

Punjabi

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FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.

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English |

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

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English

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

10

English

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

00

English

I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

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English

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

50

Hindi

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

01

English

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