10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
00We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
20Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Hindi
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
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