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Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

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When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

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I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.

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