00Santa petrol pump pe gaya.
Waha likha tha, "Dont use mobile phone here."
Santa ne apna mobile nikala aur har dost ko phone kia aur bola,
"Don't call me now, i am at petrol pump."
Hindi |
00Girl to sardaar- Will u marry me?
Sardaar- In our family we only marry relatives.
Mom married Dad, bhaiya married bhabhi,
didi married jiju.
So i can't marry u, Sorry..
English
00Teacher: You know, you can't sleep in my class.
Santa : I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could..
English |
10Santa -Tu udaas kyu hai?
Kal to teri shadi hai
Banta-ladki walo ne kaha hai ki "Barat kam lana"
Santa -to?
Banta-Pata ni Papa muJhe le Jayenge ki ni
Hindi
11Santa apni pockets mein pathar daal ke ghoom raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha: Aisa kyon kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Is duniya mein usi ki qadar hoti hai, jiski jeb bhaari hoti hai..
Hindi |
00Sardaar gives dictation test for the students.
Last bench student says that we are unable to hear,
so the sardaar replies,
ok i'll write on the board.
English
00Santa and Banta started off one day for Lion hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read
"LION LEFT"
so they went home.
English |
10TV reporter to Santa : Can you tell me
how many jokes are there on you?
Santa : Hardly 2 or max 3,
the rest are all true stories.
English
01Santa : Mere 4 beto me se 3 to engineer ban gaye,
Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To usko ghar se nikal do,
Santa : Yai to dikkat hai,
kama ke To sirf wahi lata hai.
Hindi
00Santa petrol pump pe gaya.
Waha likha tha, "Dont use mobile phone here."
Santa ne apna mobile nikala aur har dost ko phone kia aur bola,
"Don't call me now, i am at petrol pump."
Hindi |
21Santa 's son was filling an Application Form..
The form asked about "MOTHER TONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
very LONG & UNCONTROLLED..
Punjabi |
10Santa : Dr. main subha 9 baje uth-ta hun to mujhe
saana lene mein taklif hoti hai.
Dr: Beta jaldi utha karo kyonki Saari Oxygen to
Baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain..
Hindi
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