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AAHISTA BOLO...
Yahaan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai..!

63

Hindi

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If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.

30

English

IAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:-
Samjh aya?
Nahin?
Spelling end ki taraf se padho..

53

Hindi |

तेरी गलियों में न रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद
क्योंकि
कीचड़ बहुत हो जाती है बरसात के बाद ..

43

Hindi |

Grahambel found telephone..
Edison found electric bulb..
Marconi found radio..
Columbus found america..
tu bas mobile nu angootha maari ja, Nalaayak!

31

Hindi

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Mountaineering (Mountain Climbing) Summer Vacation Trip
Hurry..!! Limited Period Offer..!! Join Today..!!
Free Bedding..!! Free Meals..!! Free 24x7 Health Chek-Up..!!
.
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Just a few hours climbing and rest vacation weeks in hospital..

11

English |

Bhoot ka beta apni maa se bola,
Maa, main kitnaa daraawanaa hun..?
Maa boli- Beta tu to fir bhi theek hai,
unko dekh jo yeh sms padh rahe hain.

94

Hindi

Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.

61

Hindi

Ki hoya je lag gayi usnu mehndi,
aapaan v sehra sajaawaange,
saanu pata si oh saade naseeb wich nahi,
hun usdi choti behen fasaawaange.

40

Punjabi

Kal dekho bhool na jaana,
subha jaldi uth jaana,
taaze paani se nahaana,
fir humaare ghar aana,
aur zor se aawaaz lagaana,
JAI SHANI DEV......

100

Hindi

Did i do anything wrong..?
Then why are you avoiding me..?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
with love ,
ur TooThBruSh.

133

English

I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!

91

Hindi

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