91I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!
Hindi
80Punam ki raat mein chaand badal jata hai,
- Rohitash
waqt ke sath insaan badal jata hai,
sochte hain ki aapko tang na karein,
magar sochte-sochte plan badal jata hai..
Hindi |
33Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karne ka paap karta hoon..
Hindi |
24Ek msg roz, keep d friends close,
ek din mein paanch, dosti per na aaye aanch,
ek din mein bees, tu pehle ek to bhej battmeez.
Hindi
60Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..
Hindi
01Doctors and nurses are waiting for an operation of a mental.
But operation not yet started..
Becoz mental patient busy in reading sms.
Jaldi padho.
Hindi
90Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!
Hindi
82Jab tumhe uparwaale ne tapkaayaa hoga,
bahut mazaa aayaa hoga,
hansi di bachcho waali,
surat di bholi bhaali,
mizaaz diya cool..
per dimaag gayaa bhool..!
Hindi
2212Lions rule the woods
Eagles rule sky
You too have got a bright future ahead
as Fools rule states
Happy April Fools Day!
English |
12When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !
English |
816Human Evolution is a great thing
but sadly we still have fools around.
Happy April Fool's Day!
English |
52U are a DOG.
gussa ho?????
DOG means Darling Of Girls
Happy ?????
has rahe ho?????
sach mein kutte ho.
Hindi
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