Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.




ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..


Punjabi |

Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..



Boy to Father: Meri dooor ki nazar kharaab ho gayi hai, chashmaa le do.
Father took him outside and asked: Woh kya hai?????
Boy: Suraj.
Father: Abey Bhootni ke, ab aur kitni dooor dekhna chaahtaa hai!



Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition..

- Vidhi


English |

Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
ki Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Nahati kyu nahi hai?



Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.



A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..


English |

Harbhajan Singh started bhangra
on the score of 33.
Sachin: Why are you dancing..
it's not a 50 or 100 yet..?
Bhajji: Only a punjab board student
can understand the value of 33!



Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..


English |

Raah chalte agar koi ladki aapko bhai bol de, to
simple use zor se ek chanta maro,
aur bolo
"Yahan kahan ghoom rahi hai..?
Chal ghar.."


Hindi |

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