20We always miss a very special someone in life
only for two reasons:
Either that person was always with you or
you always wanted to be with that person.
English
![mani_01_thought.jpg mani_01_thought.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_01_thought.jpg)
40A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..
English |
229Insan ko bolna seekhne mein 2 saal lagte hain.
Lekin "Kya" bolna hai..
Yeh seekhne mein puri jindagi nikal jaati hai..
Hindi |
47तालीम अधूरी ही रही
ना बुत्त जान पाये
हाफ़िज़ ने कहा जो बोले ना
और हम जो ना सुने मान आए ..
Hindi |
10If you don't like a rule
follow it,
reach the top
and then change it..
English |
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00The saddest aspect of life right now is that
science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. - Isaac Asimov
English |
31You don't need someone to complete you.
You only need someone to accept you completely..
English |
226Ek ajeeb haqiqat:
100 Rs. ka note bahut zyaada lagta hai
jab kisi gareeb ko dena ho aur
bahut kam lagta hai jab kisi hotel mein baithe hon.
Teen minute bhagwaan ko yaad karna bahut mushkil hai magar
teen ghante ki film dekhna bahut aasaan hai.
Poore din office ke baad gym jaana nahi thakaata magar
jab apne hi maa-baap ke pair dabaane hon to hum thak jaate hain..
Hindi
41If you wait for happy moments,
you will wait forever..
But if you start believing that you are happy ,
you will be happy forever.
English
10Dowry stands for
D - Donkeys
O - Of the first order
W - Who can't stand on their feet
R - Rely on their wives riches
Y - Yet shameless
English |
10The past is like using
your rear-view mirror in the car,
its good to glance back
and see how far you've come,
but if you stare too long
you'll miss what's right in front of you..
English |
20A dog has lots of friends because
he wags his tail and not his tongue..
English |
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