Shaitan Ne Kaha Kisi Nek Insaan Ka Number Do, Apun Usko Quotes

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
" 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं "
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
"50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ..

Every second GOD remembers you.
Every minute GOD blesses you.
Every hour GOD cares for you.
Because every day i pray for you,
"Bachcha moorakh hai..lekin apna favourite hai.."

Jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh...........
Cute......Intelligent.........Cool
nahi hai to kya hua
jisne bheja woh to hai!!

Sote hue ko jagaaye hum,
aapki neend udaaye hum,
iss time sms karke aapko sataaye hum,
phir aapko gussa aaye aur
uss gusse mein jab aap yaad karein
to muskuraaye hum..

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

Every morning when I open my eyes
I pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like You.
Why should only I suffer..