Thandi Coffee Ko Garam Kar Lo, Is Pathar Dil Ko Thoda Quotes

Thandi coffee ko garam kar lo,
is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo,
Aapke hote hue Inbox khaali hai,
thodi si to yaar sharam kar lo..

Hands up! This is a robbery!
Handsome guys, move to the right.
Pretty girls, move left.
Ugly ones, go to the centre.
Hey you, Yes you..Don't pretend to read the sms,
go to the centre.

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.

Skin ke liye mausmi ka juice,
baalon ke liye santre ka juice,
sehat ke liye anaar ka juice,
khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya kar kanjoos.

Aap kaise hain,
main yahaan kushal mangal se hun,
ab aapki tabeeyat kaisi hai,
gaaon mein barsaat hui ki nahi,
aur maaji babuji kaise hain,
gudiya ki padhaai ke liye paise ka intezaam hua?
bahu se kehna sabhi ka khayaal rakhe.
abhi zameen ka batwaaraa hua ke nahi.
kajaariya gaai kaisi hai?
chaupaal par kusroo chacha ko mera jai raam kehna.
bitiya ki shaadi ke liye paise jodna shuru kar do,
ab sayaani ho gayi hai.
tumhaaraa dooor ka paas waala dadu.
Jawaab dena.

Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.