00Driver: Sir, petrol khatam ho gaya hai, gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti.
Santa : Chalo phir waapis le chalo, ghar chalte hain.
Hindi |
00Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes.
He got irritated..
drank poison and said
Now bite, u'll die bastards..
English
01Santa : Mere 4 beto me se 3 to engineer ban gaye,
Lekin kambakht ek DAAKU ban gaya.
Banta: To usko ghar se nikal do,
Santa : Yai to dikkat hai,
kama ke To sirf wahi lata hai.
Hindi
20Banta send sms to Santa : Bhejne wala mahan,
padhne wala buddhu.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala budddhu,
padhne wala mahan.
Hindi |
01Santa : Every night I see monkeys
playing football in my dreams..
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight for a week.
Santa : Can I start from tomorrow..?
Because tonight is the Final Match..
English |
113Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.
English |
10Santa : Yaar uth bhookamp aa rahaa hai..saara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta: Soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka..hum to kiraayedaar hain..
Hindi
00Santa was riding on horse.
He jumped the Red Light.
Policeman whisteled.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and said,
"Le kar le number note!!"
Hindi
11Santa : Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
.
.
.
.
.
Banta: Tu v bilkul khota hi hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushboo Wala Message.
Hindi |
10Santa to doctor- apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai
- Tarun Goma
par muje to koi fark nai pada?
Doctor- konsa game khelte ho?
Santa - mobile mai snake wala..
Hindi |
10A man and a woman were fighting
on a railway station.
The lady: Ye jhaadoo dekhi hai,
ek doongi aur seedha canada pahunchega.
Santa , who was just passing by, also heard this and
immediately came to the lady,
Santa : Madam ji, jhaadoo ki kuch tillein mujhe bhi de do,
mujhe Jalandhar jaana hai.
Hindi |
10Santa , aapko logo ne kyon maara?
Santa : Arre yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha Madam zaraa saaree upar kijiye, photo leni hai.
Hindi
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