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It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies,
seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.

10

English |

If someone leaves without a reason,
don’t let them come back with an excuse!

10

English |

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When you like someone deeply,
misunderstandings may arise..
but don't feel bad for it because
some misunderstandings are needed
for better understanding..

56

English

इस शहर में सच बोलना गुनाह है
या ख़ुदा ज़ुबाँ दी है तो झूठ बोलने का हुनर भी बक्श ..

30

Hindi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Keep your words soft and tender because
tomorrow you may have to eat them.

00

English |

Pretty isn't Beauty.
Pretty is how you look;
Beauty is who you are,
Pretty is in the face and body;
Beauty is in the heart , mind and soul.
Pretty fades, Beauty grows..

11

English |

The happiest people
don't have everything in life ..
They just make the best of everything
that life brings their way..

20

English

Once there was a CROW.
Uton pendi c SNOW.
Crow ne peeti WINE.
Crow ban gaya LION.
Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.
Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.
Moral: Ghar beh k pio.

6425

Punjabi

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