It's A Horror Story. Read It If You Are Dare Quotes

It's a horror story. Read it if you are dare enough.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing
with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him and asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000/- and said,
"Don't open last page of the book else
you will face problem."
Man finished all the pages with great fear but
one of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
He was shocked to see..
MRP: Rs. 30/-

A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..

To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman ?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband thinking: Damnit man, Dhoni se kuch nahi ho Sakta, aur yeh Gautam gambhir..

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4

Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan

waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????

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Dhai (2.5)another day.........

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धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..