80Taraste hue teri girlfriend ke haathon ne,
teri kalaai ko chua hai.....
jaise uski dil ki dhadkan pooch rahi ho,
"Bhaiyaa, time kya hua hai!!
Hindi
02Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along on a beach with GOD .
I asked him, why i m having a friend like u?
GOD replied: it's all ur back life sins..
English
71Two Great Facts in this World :
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.
English
00If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist..
English |
20In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.
English
32Company of evil must be avoided at all costs.
That's why I am here.
English |
60Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!
Hindi
20Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..
English |
40Every second GOD remembers you.
Every minute GOD blesses you.
Every hour GOD cares for you.
Because every day i pray for you,
"Bachcha moorakh hai..lekin apna favourite hai.."
Hindi
94Tum paas aaye,
Yun muskuraaye,
apne 32 daant,
mujhko dikhaaye,
dekh kar mera dil
phoot-phoot ke rota hai
yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
theek se nahi hota hai.
Hindi
22Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.
English
30Jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh...........
Cute......Intelligent.........Cool
nahi hai to kya hua
jisne bheja woh to hai!!
Hindi
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