Aapki Kashish Sarfarosh Hai, Aapka Nasha U Madhosh Hai, Kya Kahe Tumse Quotes

Aapki kashish sarfarosh hai,
aapka nasha u madhosh hai,
kya kahe tumse dost
jis paagal kutte ne aapko kata
wo ab tak behosh hai..

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??

Every morning when I open my eyes
I pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like You.
Why should only I suffer..

Things i like about u:
1. Your choice is very good (e.g. choosing me as friend )
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Ab kya dekh rahe ho..?
Uske baad kabhi koi dhang ka kaam kiya hai..?

Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.

Mirrors can't talk.
And lucky for you they can't laugh.

Taraste hue teri girlfriend ke haathon ne,
teri kalaai ko chua hai.....
jaise uski dil ki dhadkan pooch rahi ho,
"Bhaiyaa, time kya hua hai!!