02Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along on a beach with GOD .
I asked him, why i m having a friend like u?
GOD replied: it's all ur back life sins..
English
61Birds + sky = lovely day
Forest + Animal = nature's gifts
Stars + Night = romantic night
You + Your Smile = Hai rabba..tussi v na bas, daraa hi dende ho.
Punjabi
155Any idea about this number:
9876543210
oorkunille..??
marannu alle..??
poyi LKG yil irikk..!
It's 0 to 9 in descending order..
Malayalam
50Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!
Hindi
20We are best friends.
- Vidhi
Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up..
after I finish laughing..
English |
62Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.
Hindi
93Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.
Hindi
26Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!
Hindi
90Seene mein Dil
Dil mein dard
Dard mein yakin
Yakin mein khayal
Khayal mein khwab
Khwab mein tasveer
Tasvir mein aap..
Itna daraawana khwab
Baap re Baap !
Hindi |
20A rose is always a rose
whether in golden pot or dustbin.
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in
central jail or mental hospital..
English
816Human Evolution is a great thing
but sadly we still have fools around.
Happy April Fool's Day!
English |
10Mirrors can't talk.
And lucky for you they can't laugh.
English |
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