30Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.
Hindi
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
12Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Hindi
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
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