Doctor: I am sorry,
operation k waqt rubber k dastane aapke pet me rah gaye,
dubara operation krna hoga.

Santa : pagal hai kya?
ye le 20 rupaye, naye le lena.

00

Hindi

Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..

00

Punjabi |

Santa underwear lene gaya.
Dukaandaar ne usko Rs. 500 ka underwear dikhaya.
Santa : Roz pehn-ne wala de,
party wear nahi chaahiye.

20

Hindi

Santa was putting his head in a water tub.
Banta: What are you doing..?
Santa : It's not working
I am checking Puncture..

00

English |

Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...

Kyon?
.

.
Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..

10

Punjabi |

Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!

20

Hindi

Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..

10

English

Santa : Yaar, mujhe apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. Kya doon ?
Banta: Gold Ring de de.
Santa : O yaar koi waddi cheez bataa.
Banta: Jaa fir truck ka tyre de de.

11

Hindi

Teacher: How many planets are there?
Santa : Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, ...wagerah...wagerah...
Teacher: Aur batao?
Santa : Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kirpa hai. Aap sunao.

20

Hindi

Doctor: I am sorry,
operation k waqt rubber k dastane aapke pet me rah gaye,
dubara operation krna hoga.

Santa : pagal hai kya?
ye le 20 rupaye, naye le lena.

00

Hindi

Santa ki wife kidnap ho gayi.
Kidnapper ne finger ka tukda bheja aur paise mange.
Santa : Ungali to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai, Mundi bhej Mundi....

00

Hindi |

Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'

10

English

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