Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

- Gajendra Gupta
20

English |

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Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha

geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.

farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!

- Mukhtar
01

Persian |

If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..

43

Hindi |

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

140

English

Anaath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anaath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Funny Bania: Mein anaath ashram mein apne Char bachhe bhej sakta hu.

- Hemant Singh

70

Hindi |

Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,
kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jaane kyon sharmaati thi,
jab humne muh khulwaa ke dekha..
to pataa chalaa..
woh to gutkha khaati thi!!

134

Hindi

In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.

50

Hindi |

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

00

English |

सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..

Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..

50

Hindi |

Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.

20

Hindi

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link2" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..

- Mashqoor Ahmed

13

Hindi |

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition..

- Vidhi
21

English |

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