Husband Messages Wife: Hi, What Are You Doing, Darling? Wife: I Quotes

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

2 things r Xtremly difficult

-To plant ur idea in some1's head


-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

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Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!