Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !


Hindi |


Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.


English |

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.


English |

English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..


Hindi |

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..


Hindi |


साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..


Hindi |

Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..


Urdu |


Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia


English |


Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.





Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.


Hindi |

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