Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

40

Punjabi
taj.jpg

A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

20

English

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.

50

Hindi

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

20

Hindi

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

11

English

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

10

Hindi |

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

00

English

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

00

English

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

40

Punjabi

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