10I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
English |
6213Girl to her boyfriend: Can you drive the car with one hand..?
Boyfriend (romantically): Ya sure!
Girl: Taan nak saaf kar le sidla jeha,
kado da vagi jaanda hai.
Punjabi
11Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.
Hindi
22Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..
Hindi
00Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..
English |
20Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!
English |
01Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.
Hindi
02Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....
Hindi
6719Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.
Punjabi |
11Innocent kid: Mummy mujhe sister chaahiye.
Mom: Beta Dad abroad hain, jaise hi woh aayenge
hum baat karenge unse.
Kid: Aap unhe SURPRISE kyon nahi dete?
Hindi
10A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..
English |
7910Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..
Punjabi
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