00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
30Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
Punjabi
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
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