44My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington
English |
51Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..
Urdu |
116How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .
English |
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
19634Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !
Hindi |
9722Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.
Hindi
4625Chaand ki manind tasveer hai teri
jisko din- raat seene se liye rehta hun..
ret ki chatt hai jaane kab gire
maaf karna dost main aaj bhi peeta hun..
चाँद की मानिंद तस्वीर है तेरी
जिसको दिन - रात सीने से लिए रहता हूँ ..
रेत की छत है जाने कब गिरे
माफ़ करना दोस्त मैं आज भी पीता हूँ ..
Hindi |
60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
64There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington
English |
5016रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..
Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..
Hindi |
4230Madham hoti roshni
raat ka samaa
saaki pila itni
ki na ho subha..
Hindi |
85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
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