Quality cannot be independently derived from either mind or matter.
But it can be derived from the relationship of
mind and matter with each other.
Quality occurs at the point at which
subject and object meet.
Quality is not a thing. It is an event.
- Robert M. Pirsig

00

English |

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Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

Har Insan Dil ka bura nahi hota,
Har koi insan Bewafa nahi hota,
Bujh jaate hain diye aksar apni hi galtiyo se,
Har baar kasur Hawa ka nahi hota..

174

Hindi |

Man masters nature not by force but by understanding.
- Jacob Brownowski

10

English |

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Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means 've got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur mbile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

50

English

If you are not paying
you are  not the customer
but you are the product..

11

English |

When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.

00

English |

Today will never come again.
Be a blessing, be a friend .
Encourage someone.
Take time to care.
Let your words heal and not wound.

00

English |

Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

10

English

कवायतों की ज़ंजीरों ने मुझे
सरहदों का मोहताजी बना दिया ..

89

Hindi |

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