How To Sleep Faster: Decorate Your Bedroom To Look Like A Quotes

How to sleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..

Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..

Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
.
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.

Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.