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Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

61

Hindi

Yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hain,
ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
pee jaati hain saara khoon ladko ka,
tabhi to hoth itne laal hote hain!!!

81

Hindi

Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..

60

Hindi

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Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..

51

Hindi |

A rose is always a rose
whether in golden pot or dustbin.
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in
central jail or mental hospital..

20

English

Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.

41

English

All human beings have FIVE senses.
Some may have the Sixth sense.
But my friend you are a gifted person.
You have got the Seventh sense:
NONSENSE..!!

50

English

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