Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

Sajda hai dil mein tarane bahut hain
zindagi jeene ke bahane bahut hain
kis kis ko sms karun
kambakht is nacheez ke diwane bahut hain..

52

Urdu |

One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is ?

41

English |

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

3017

Hindi |

Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..

51

English |

I don't care what you think of me,
unless you think I'm awesome.
In which case you are right.

102

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.

60

English |

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

62

English |

In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.

90

English |

Everybody wants.. someone special,
someone nice, someone thoughtful,
someone honest, someone cute,
someone perfect, someone attractive,
but why always me yaar.....!!

40

English |

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