Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho? Kyon Mujhse Har Baat Chupate Ho? Mera Quotes

Some facts about ur life :
1. Any similarity between u n a human being is a pure coincidence.
2. I don't know what makes u so stupid but whatever it is, it works.
3. I heard u got a brain transplant n the brain rejected you.
Plz don't thank me for insulting u.
It was my pleasure!

A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.

A scientist cannot be a president but Kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile , but u mere lal..
mind blowing..u did it..

All human beings have FIVE senses.
Some may have the Sixth sense.
But my friend you are a gifted person.
You have got the Seventh sense:
NONSENSE..!!

एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
" 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं "
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
"50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ..