1316Main keha dark glasses laa ke chalaange,
sohne peg bana leyaae..
Punjabi |
![alcohol.jpg alcohol.jpg](/sms/new/img/alcohol.jpg)
60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
135238 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!
Hindi
5811Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..
Hindi
142हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..
Hindi |
![glassi.jpg glassi.jpg](/sms/new/img/glassi.jpg)
172He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.
English |
108Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..
Hindi |
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
![theka-punjab.jpg theka-punjab.jpg](/sms/new/img/theka-punjab.jpg)
711Hor peg paa de sohneya
ajj tuttan ni deni glassi..
- Song: Patiala peg laa chadi-da
Punjabi |
6121Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.
.
.
Magar.....
.
.
Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.
Hindi |
112Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.
English |
![white-wine.jpg white-wine.jpg](/sms/new/img/white-wine.jpg)
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
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