रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर
के लाश खुद उठ कर बोली
ले तू मर जा पहले
बदतमीज ऊपर ही चढ़े जा रहा है गर्मी में ..

Roye woh is kadar unki laash se lipatkar
ke laash khud uth kar boli
le tu mar ja pehle
badtameez upar hi chade jaa raha hai garmi mein..

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Girl to her boyfriend: Can you drive the car with one hand..?
Boyfriend (romantically): Ya sure!
Girl: Taan nak saaf kar le sidla jeha,
kado da vagi jaanda hai.

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Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..

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Boy: I love you.
Girl: But, I love someone else..
Boy: Ok..No problem, your happiness is more important for me
than your love .
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Moral - Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha
dialogue to achcha chipkaa hi do.!

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Hindi |

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

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Hindi |

Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..

102

Hindi

Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.

22

Hindi

School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..

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Hindi |

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4

Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan

waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????

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Dhai (2.5)another day.........

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Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!

113

Hindi

Ek ladke ne ek hasina ko dekh kr arz kiya..

Teri smile me kya chamak hai,

teri smile me kya chamak hai,

wo muskura kar boli.



Bhaiya mere



TOOTHPASTE MAI NAMAK HAI.!

51

Hindi

Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..

40

Hindi |

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