31Grahambel found telephone..
Edison found electric bulb..
Marconi found radio..
Columbus found america..
tu bas mobile nu angootha maari ja, Nalaayak!
Hindi
32Company of evil must be avoided at all costs.
That's why I am here.
English |
31Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!
Hindi
74Full form of Girl:
G : Gussa hamesha naak par
I : Itraane mein sabse aage
R : Rone ki autoMatic machine
L : Ladne mein sabki nani
Hindi |
72Nazar jhuki to paimaane bane,
sharaab bani to maikhaane bane,
koi na koi baat aap mein jaroor hai aisi,
yuhin to nahi pagalkhane bane.
Hindi
30A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using thumb to read this sms !!!
English
31Tum achche, imaandaar, sanskaarwaan,
sunder, sushil, sabhya, dimaagdaar
logon se dooor rehna,
warna woh bhi bigad jaayenge.
Hindi
93Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..
Hindi |
80Hi..jaane-anjaane mein agar maine,
aapka dil dukhaaya ho ya kabhi tang kiya ho,
ya jo-jo bhi kiya ho, us-us ke liye,
aapse jo ho sake kar lo,
MAINE NAHI SUDHARNAA..!!
Hindi
80Taraste hue teri girlfriend ke haathon ne,
teri kalaai ko chua hai.....
jaise uski dil ki dhadkan pooch rahi ho,
"Bhaiyaa, time kya hua hai!!
Hindi
24Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:
1. Hamesha free SMS padhte rehna.
2. Mobile incoming per lambi baat karna.
3. Neeche mat padhna.
Jo baat manaa karo wahi karna.
Hindi
43तेरी गलियों में न रखेंगे कदम आज के बाद
क्योंकि
कीचड़ बहुत हो जाती है बरसात के बाद ..
Hindi |
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