I Like To Listen To Sad Music When I'm Sad To Quotes

I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad
to make me double sad..

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Aaj humaaraa bhi bank balance hota agar dada deewana na hota!

A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"

If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..

The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

Young Harold was late for Sunday-school and
the minister inquired the cause.
"I was going fishing, but father wouldn't let me,"
announced the lad.
"That's the right kind of a father to have," replied the reverend gentleman.
"Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go..?"
"Yes, sir. He said there wasn't bait enough for two."

I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..