85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
134I don't drink;
it dulls the drugs.
English |
4924शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..
Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..
Hindi |
135238 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!
Hindi
44My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington
English |
116How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .
English |
133साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..
Hindi |
9722Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.
Hindi
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
7423English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..
Hindi |
65Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
- Vikas Umrao
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..
Urdu |
60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
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