साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो तो महफ़िल में सुरूर Quotes

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

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Magar.....

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Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

Daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se Daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.

There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

I don't drink;
it dulls the drugs.