अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..

194

Hindi |

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सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..

- Vikas Umrao

158

Hindi |

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and
and some days you are the statue..

32

English |

Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

10

English

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Sometimes the road travelled
turns out to be more beautiful
than the destination reached.
Enjoy leading ur life
no matter what it turns out to be..

10

English

तुम मेरे बारे में कोई राय ना कायम करना,
मेरा वक़्त बदलेगा तुम्हारी राय बदल जाएगी..

3411

Hindi |

The happiest people
don't have everything in life ..
They just make the best of everything
that life brings their way..

20

English

Kuch patthron mein phool khil jaate hain,
kuch anjaane bhi apne ban jaate hain,
is kaatil duniya mein kuch laashon ko kafan naseeb nahi hota,
to kuch laashon par Taj Mahal ban jaate hain..

203

Hindi

Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

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