Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..
Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
Boy to Father: Meri dooor ki nazar kharaab ho gayi hai, chashmaa le do.
Father took him outside and asked: Woh kya hai?????
Father: Abey Bhootni ke, ab aur kitni dooor dekhna chaahtaa hai!
Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai.
After the call..
Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?
Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain.
The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That
Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..
Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :
Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!
Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..
Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.
Investment returns in one year:
Ek Lakh ke Pyaaz liye hote
to NEW YEAR ke liye Europe me hota..
Physics would have been much, much easier
the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!
Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte mein poora karo aur baad mein aake milo.- Tarun Goma
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe..
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10 lac ki car ka photo
32 inch LED TV ka dibba
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aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
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