Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
Hum gaye unki gali mein,
bole dil se dil laga lo,
jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..
Joote, chappal theek kara lo.
Lawyer: Now that we have won,
will you tell me confidentially
if you stole the money?
Client: Well, after hearing you talk in court yesterday,
I am beginning to think I didn't.
Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,
ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho,
agar hum na aaye to samajh lena..
janaab so rahe hain.
Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya
ki Behosh ho gaya.
Jab hosh aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Nahati kyu nahi hai?
Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
The most ' heart breaking' moment of our childhood
Jab ghar aaye mehmaan humein 100 rupey dete they
Aur unke jaane ke baad mummy humse le leti thi..
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush Your Teeth.
To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
.Jyada na socho..
I m telling you.
Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!
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