Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.

10

Hindi

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Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

02

English |

Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..

102

Hindi

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..

53

Hindi |

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

24

Hindi |

Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,

DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?

Ringtone thi-

"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"

30

Hindi

Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"

20

Hindi

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link3" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..

- Mashqoor Ahmed
13

Hindi |

At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!


Gues d name of dat book?



"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"

Rs15O/-

20

English

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!

20

English |

Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..

- Sumit Nigam

13

English |

Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why..?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.

20

English |

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