An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband A Woman Can Have; The Quotes

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

Men are idiots and I married their king.

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering

Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.