60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
9722Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.
Hindi
213Ek AMLI duje AMLI nu kehanda:
Chota hunda mai kothe ton dig pya c.
2 AMLI: Tu BACH GAYA c ke mar gaya c?
1 AMLI: Salea mainu ki pata, mai oudu nikka jeya ta c.
Punjabi
64Santa : Drinking te driving dono naal-naal nahi ho sakde.
Banta: Oh kyon bai, police kolo enna darda ae..?
Santa : Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jaaun..
Punjabi |
85अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..
Hindi |
135238 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!
Hindi
7423English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..
Hindi |
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
133साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..
Hindi |
6214Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..
Hindi |
92Success is in your hands.
Just make it large and
don't keep it empty..
English |
108Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..
Hindi |
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