Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham..
When it ends - Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
So lets do masti..who knows - Kal Ho Na Ho..

30

English

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Confucius

- Vikas Umrao
11

English |

It has been rightly said
measure your words and control your actions,
for it takes a lifetime to build a relation and
just a moment to destroy it.

00

English

Look up and not down.
Look forward and not back.
Look out and not in.
Lend a hand.

- Edward Everett Hale

12

English |

Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hi jana jata hai,
warna achhi baatein to deewaron par bhi likhi hoti hai..

134

Hindi |

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सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..

- Vikas Umrao
158

Hindi |

Try not to become a man of success ,
but rather try to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein

10

English |

पराली जलाकर - पेड़ काटकर
अपने ही भाईयों का दम घोंटता रहा
और ज़्यादा पाने की चाहत में
फसलों में ज़हर घोलता रहा
यह सोच कर की कोई और सोयेगा
अपने ही ताबूत में कीलें ठोकता रहा ।।

50

Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..

31

English

If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..

20

English |

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