Happy Holi To You, Celebrate With Crackers And Diyaas And And Get Quotes

Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.

Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.

What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..

After completing 10+2, baap ne beti se poocha,
"Ab tum kya karna chaahti ho?"
Ladki: BBA
Baap: Ok, per yeh BBA hota kya hai?
Ladki: Boyfriend ki Baahon mein Aish!

News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9

Aww.. when will they graduate..

Easy way to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it.
After eating that it will search for water.
The ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant goes near the water tank, push the ant into it.
Now the ant who is fully soaked in water will go to dry near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then you admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove the oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill it.

Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti,
Bournvita!!