10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
00My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
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