10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
31Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
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