41A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.
English
60Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..
Hindi
93Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..
Hindi |
82Attendance..
Pappu- Yes sir
Bablu- Yes sir
Tinku- Yes sir
Gullu- Yes sir
Ullu- ?????
Ullu- ?????
button na dabaao, present lagaao.
Hindi
47Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.
Hindi
50Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!
Hindi
84Full form of Girl:
G : Gussa hamesha naak par
I : Itraane mein sabse aage
R : Rone ki autoMatic machine
L : Ladne mein sabki nani
Hindi |
31If you have something to say, raise your hand.
Then place it over your mouth.
English |
51Things i like about u:
1. Your choice is very good (e.g. choosing me as friend )
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
Ab kya dekh rahe ho..?
Uske baad kabhi koi dhang ka kaam kiya hai..?
Hindi
40I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?
English
90Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!
Hindi
60Aaapka charcha hai har gali mein
har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyaar hai
yeh koi chamatkaar nahi
time hi aisa hai
kyunki kuch hi dino mein rakhi ka tyohaar hai..
Hindi |
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