Digital India ka bol-bala hai
Videocon, Rotomac, IL&FS, Bhushan Steel
har din ek naya bank ghotala hai
nirav modi, lalit modi, mehul choksi, naresh goyal aur mallaya jaise khatmalon ko
pakad salaakhon ke peeche pahunchana hai
370 aur 35A ko aakhir-kaar hataana hai
lakshya bade hain aur hai bada jan-aadesh
mitron jaane kab tak umeedon par jeete jaana hai..

30

Hindi |

8 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!

12423

Hindi

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There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

33

English |

एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |

- Tarun Goma

7045

Hindi |

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao
45

Urdu |

daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

10530

Hindi |

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How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

106

English |

My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

24

English |

Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia

50

English |

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हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

00

Hindi |

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Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

74

Hindi |

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