Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

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Magar.....

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Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

6221

Hindi |
alcohol.jpg

Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

12137

Hindi |

Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !

19634

Hindi |

English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

7423

Hindi |
glassi.jpg

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |

शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

5024

Hindi |
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

112

English |

Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.

9722

Hindi

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao

65

Urdu |
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Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..

5811

Hindi

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